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On purchasing a Succubus spell/item on the Internet

Posted in Fake, General with tags , , on February 7, 2012 by ryan2k

I find it hilarious whenever I read Ebay listings from sellers offering “Haunted” Succubus Items/Spells. It really shows that their is a whole  legion of idiots out there buying into this crap. I mean come on. Lets have a look at some of these listings

Purchase your love demon for just 19,95$

First and foremost. DO NOT BUY SPELL / RING FROM EBAY!!!!!!!!!

In the past 2 years there was just ONE seller that sold genuine Items. And she is no longer alive, so rest assured that what you see on Ebay is nothing else but a cheap piece of jewelry or a empty promise of a spell. Some of these items might even fetch sums of upto 1000$. But do not be fooled by such a price. A scam is a scam

You just gotta love Item Descriptions like this

Bound very sexily to this vessel

Is this Gorgeous & very sexually insatiable

Sexually Charged succubus from France

Who just has to have sex with you!!

Claim her and her vessel as your own,

And call her to you.

This girl is gorgeous, with her large breasts

And her hot warm thighs that will

Grip your waist tightly.

She  is so sexy that she can even

Make you climax in your sleep!

And when you are awake She will be waiting

For you to call on her!!

I mean come on. If there are people out there gullable for this kind of crap then we are truly living in a dumbed down soceity.

Succubi are REAL, but they cannot be purchased for 39,95$